Having had some good news today I decided to buy myself a Lego minifigure by way of celebration. (It should be noted that I don’t need to be celebrating to buy a Lego minifigure. I need no reason whatsoever.)

When I got to the shop I bought two, because I need no reason to buy two at once either. After much excitement and speculation about what might be in the packets, and praying somewhat fervently for the Statue of Liberty, I opened the first one up to see:

Which would have been OK, being on wheels, except that I already have that one. So I open up the second packet to see:

Resulting in me having:

I now have an army of Lego punk-goth-no-really-what-is-that skateboarders. What to do with them, however, is a mystery. I’m wondering whether there’s a niche market for a considerably darker alternative to the Powerpuff Girls, made out of plastic, filmed on someone’s desk. If there isn’t, does anyone want to swap for a Statue of Liberty?