Quick update to say that I was diagnosed with acute pharygitis (that's a sore throat to you and me) that's got into my vocal chords. It's got into my taste buds as well if lunch was anything to go by - if I've learnt anything it's that salt and vinegar French Fries are rubbish when you can't taste them.
I've been running a temperature on and off for three days and have a week's worth of penicillin to get through, which will no doubt make me feel even worse. But let's hope it returns my voice sooner rather than later.
Let's try to cheer ourselves up by looking at the French Fries. Look at the French Fries. LOOK AT THEM.